So last week I read this article about
It’s therapeutic to sleep naked- here are the results’.
Ok my first thought was “What the heck?” Like seriously, who would sleep naked, that’s totally crazy (well unless you have a partner or whatever).
Then me being the totally gullible, just one peek, maybe its proven crap my brain comes up with. I decide to read the article.
Naked woman picture CHECK
Information about the benefits of sleeping naked CHECK
No evidence of proven statistics CHECK
But then… just one sentence got me. I know cliche. Whatever. But seriously it was:
Sleeping naked ‘proven’ fact that you can get a flatter stomach.
WOAH HOLD THE PHONE PEOPLE. CALM THE HELL DOWN. DROP EVERYTHING.
I may of nearly peed a little ( not really cause that’s freaking gross).
It got me. A flatter stomach. So I struggle with weight but i don’t care that much. Still what a bonus. Sleep naked and you get a flipping flat stomach.
So it got me thinking.
Will i sleep naked tonight? Will i be brave? Or is it totally weird?
So as I prepare for bed I put a dressing gown next to it (just in case of mid toilet breaks so i don’t scare the living daylights out of my housemates).
I get in. It feels refreshing. It really does.
Flatter stomach. flatter stomach. flatter stomach.
Is all I’m thinking about.
Small, flat, small, flat.. hell yes…
I wake up half conscious/ half asleep and start walking towards the door. (I’m a sleepwalker).
Start to open it and SNAP. I am naked. I know this because everything feels breezy and its flipping cold.
Completely freaked out I just put on clothes. Any clothes I do not care… Cover it up. Quickly.
But then i just fall back into sleep.
1. Pants on my top half and my work shirt up one leg.
I don’t think nakedness cuts out for me.
And after all of that..
My stomach is not flatter
Screw you naked article.
The wonders of the internet.
I didn’t get a flatter stomach, but at least i didn’t scare myself or my housemates half to death!
What will be instore next? What will grab my attention?
Probably a box full of tiny cute little fluffy puppies.
Cause im a sucker for that!